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GUYS! The bigger the hair the closer to GOD.

Or the sky.

Whatever.

GUYS! The bigger the hair the closer to GOD.

Or the sky.

Whatever.

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Dear work,

I would like to get my fitness on.

Please let me go home.

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Mallory wants to go thrusting with me.

Mallory wants to go thrusting with me.

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I’m old enough

To know how late I can stay up and still be okay at work. Thanks.

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Dear forty year olds on Plenty Of Fish,

I don’t mean to be an ageist, but you could technically be my father. Please stop messaging me.:/

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howthegodschill:

So fucking ill man. Good find. Good find.

Niiice.

(Source: mostannoyingsoundintheworld, via mattkoconnor)

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mattkoconnor:

smilekid:

and the knock came from an obnoxious feminist on her period.

Very necessary input right there.

………Transphobic feminist*

mattkoconnor:

smilekid:

and the knock came from an obnoxious feminist on her period.

Very necessary input right there.

………

Transphobic feminist*

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Who wants to walk of shame…

When you can walk of I just got laid?

Silly motherfuckers.

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Yep I did that what’s up!

Yep I did that what’s up!

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Let me just say.

I hate your girlfriend for reasons totally unrelated to her.